Ok as I am a well known style guru and fashionista, I thought I'd put down some of my tips, lovges and hates for posterity ;)

Fashion DOs...

• change your underwear and sock EVERY day!
• use a windsor tie knot

DO NOTS!

• put pens OR ANYTHING in your shirt pockets
• wear mobile phone jackets on belts
• put bulky wallets in back trouser pockets
• wear ties TOO long or TOO short
• wear your jeans halway down your arse
• socks with sandals NO
• long socks with trainers NO
• football shirts (when not going to a football match)